Dec 4

Yes, it’s been fucking forever. A lot has happened, a lot has changed, a lot has stayed the same and mostly I am happy. Yes, that is my update. I am happy. No, I’m not on drugs - not that I would mind - I’m just happy. Everything is the way I want it to be, well not everything, and not exactly the way I want it to be, but you get my drift. If you don’t then you are daft, hit <CTRL> + <ALT> + <F4> now or if you are too daft to even decipher that key combination just click the little X in the corner.

 No, that is not my full update, no I don’t particularly feel like typing out a full update, so I will give you the out of town preview version. I am now a software developer - love it, just fucking love it. It has its ups and downs but mostly it rocks. Awesome working environment and lots of freedom. Rocking boss. Rocking co-workers - for the most part. I have a girlfriend, she is real, she does know we are going out; I don’t pay her - well at least not in hard currency. Wait, saying ‘hard currency’ just left me wide open. Meh. I also believe she loves me, and I do believe that I love her dearly. I believe we will marry one day. I also believe in the orbiting teapot, hehe. Michellé is awesome and she is a big part of why I am happy (without drugs). I recently acquired a new laptop - Toshiba Satellite L300-14X - it also makes me happy. Its nothing really to write home about, but I spent the last 10 months using an ancient Mecer with no battery, barely enough ram to run windows all controlled by a CPU that can barely calculate pie – so give me a break for being over the moon about my damn Celeron M. I’m writing this on it as we speak – using Synergy, yes it still fucking rocks. Half the office use Synergy to control their laptops with their desktop keyboard and mouse.

I also gave up smoking. For a whole 4 months. I started smoking again. Down to about 5-10 smokes a day. Improvement. Still love cancer sticks too much. Thinking of trying Twisp. Anyone every used it?Well yea, that’s the short of it. I’m off again. Enjoy. I will be back soon, but once again don’t hold your breath. In the meanwhile, check out shogan.co.uk - we really love Ryan . Keep it real internet people.

 PS: I am really sad Ryan moved to the UK. He left me behind :(

EDIT: Believe it or not I am using Vista Home premium. I will give full feedback when I have used it longer than 2 weeks. Also, I have become a massive Dawkins fan and I cant consume his books fast enough. Check out The OutCampaign.

Feb 15

Ye, I know I have failed to keep to my new blogging schedule. I have tried to post every Tuesday, but I was too busy fighting off apartheid sympathizers and other types of white supremacists on my favorite web forum this week.

It’s as if the current problems with ruling government and South Africa as a country seem to have sparked an increase in what I like to call the middle/upper class superiority minority syndrome. Yes, I made it up all on my lonesome and I am rather proud of it. I use the phrase because it perfectly describes the mentality that some of the white middle and upper class (also the minority racial/economic group in SA) seem to have these days. I am sick of these opinionated closet racists who seem think that their severely biased opinions speak for all South Africans. These are the same arrogant cowards who write letters for the newspapers and post on internet forums under pseudonyms pointing out every possible negative aspect of this country and how the ruling government is solely to blame for these problems. They then state that South Africa and life for South Africans was so much better under apartheid rule. They fail to mention the blatant racism, the segregation and the oppression that occurred under apartheid rule – all gross human rights violations, the same rights that allow them to write these articles and make these comments, the same rights that allow them to immigrate and the same rights they are quick to squeal about when they complain about crime. What’s even worse are the deserting expat scum who have even unhealthier opinions on the county they abandoned. Here is a little snippet of a debate on my favorite internet forum, it’s a prime example of an immigrant trying to justify their choice to abandon their country with bitter, baseless accusations – this is a real little gem:

 

But the ANC is already pushing the country into reverse Apartheid and the majority of the population see that as a good thing. The ANC is being kept afloat by an uneducated mob that the ANC is doing their best to ensure they stay uneducated and continue to support them blindly. The wrecking of the educational and police systems was not because of incompetence it was deliberate because it cements the ANC as the untouchables.

AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME? I cannot believe that… Fuckit, you know what, I will let the absurdity of that statement speak for itself. I don’t think I have to even discuss it further.

I came across this interesting article the other day. The article was originally published on a news website and that is where I first discovered it. I applaud the writer for speaking out against the appalling attitudes some South Africans have these days. Give it a read and here is a small extract:

One can’t help feeling that it all boils down to the fact that a lot of them just did not like having to share their country with black people.

After all, why does one see so many old South African flags being waved at SA/Australia rugby Tests in Perth? Why does one keep hearing about groups of South Africans continuing to celebrate apartheid holidays on the beaches of New Zealand surrounded by AWB uniforms and flags?

Frankly, I don’t know why I get so steamed up about these jealous and clearly insecure morons who gleefully leap upon every little thing that goes wrong in this country and scream “I told you so.”

I suppose we should just be grateful that they did leave the country.

South Africa needs patriotism, not the wishy washy proudly South African crap we have. The ‘US-fucking-A-is-the greatest-nation-on-earth’ type of patriotism, the kind where you don’t tell a patriot his country sucks in fear of having your teeth pulled. Don’t get me wrong, I am no US supporter/sympathizer or whatever the hell you want to call it, but when I see a 21 gun salute for a fallen US soldier I get a lump in my throat. I can also point out many flaws with patriotism, but I still think it’s damn admirable.

Anyway, /rant. I am in the process of relocating so my life is now surrounded by last minute arrangements, packing of boxes and the filling out of 2375836385 different forms.

The last time I moved I promised myself I would never pack my own stuff again, yet 8 months later here I am packing the vast amount of useless shit I have aquired of the years. Needless to say I am throwing a lot of stuff out and I am sure the Hanky children’s home will be very fond of me for a long while.

That said I am ecstatic to be moving closer to good friends and family and as of today I will relocate in 5 days. YAY!

On a sad note, a good friend of mine Vissie has immigrated (to NZ of all places) and even though this blog post is basically a scathing attack on deserting racists, Vissie does not fall into this group as she is a open minded individual with a healthy outlook on life merely wanting to explore life outside of her motherland (or is that fatherland?). I wish her the best of luck and a prosperous life in that country filled with scary war dancing, useless rugby players. I’m joking, please don’t beat me up giant tattooed rugby playing Māorian man-mountain.

Anyway, I am of to Jeffreys Bay today, I am itching to play some poker and I am looking forward to the game arranged for tonight. GET YO POKER ON BIATCH.

I have left out a lot of new but I am honestly too busy to write any more and I can gaurentee next week will be too hectic for a blog post so don’t hold your breath.

I will leave you with my favourite quote from possible the greatest comedian/cynic of all time, Bill Hicks. It is titled as “A positive drug story on the news”:

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves…. Here’s Tom with the Weather.

Feb 5

Wow, what a weekend! I am still recovering, that how good the weekend was. I don’t have much to blog about except this weekend’s events.

So Friday night started out as a relaxed poker session with the mates. Frank Sinatra, expensive alcohol, cigars and Texas hold em are a very good combination, we felt very sophisticated yes. The sophistication quickly dissolved when we hit the town though… Great fun.

Saturday morning was spent conversing with an ex, had an awesome time and I am glad I have once again formed a friendship with her. You only realise who the real friends are when the shit hits the fan hey.

Saturday afternoon I was off to PE and the festivities began. It was good to see some friends I haven’t seen in a while who had come from far to spend the weekend in PE. Then we hit the Casino, well our original intentions where not to go gamble but instead attend a farewell party/band evening at Supersports which just happens to be in the casino. Needless to say once the alcohol consumption began the gambling started and so did the losing of money. Great fun. My boss and his wife are members of the band that played and even though I might be slightly biased for obvious reasons, they really do perform well and they really entertained the crowd. Aside from that it was also Licia/c0d3r/vissie’s farewell party. I got to finally meet the lovely Vissie and a lot of the other CompRSA devs, even though I know most of them already. I foresee many a fun night out with my colleagues.

The highlight of my evening however was meeting a lovely young Swedish woman who is in PE/South Africa for 6 moths on some type of internship. She was very interested in South African politics and so I spent most of the evening explaining the basics of SA politics to her, with the help of my severely limited political knowledge. There was also dancing involved… What started out as the ‘achy breaky heart’ dance (yes, I danced to a Billy Ray Cyrus song, it was worth it ok), the redneck dancing then turned into a Swedish dance much like langarm and then I pulled out all the stops and threw down some wicked langarm moves. Please keep comments on my dance skillz to yourself, I enjoyed it and most importantly so did the lovely lady. I had a lot of fun with the Swede, in fact the most fun I have had with my clothes on in a while. It was awesome to have an intellectually stimulating conversation with a like minded individual who I also happen to be attracted to, very attracted to.

Unfortunately the evening was cut short and the Swede had to escort some intoxicated friends home. She will be visiting Jeffreys Bay soon though, and I will give her the grand tour… I now also feel the need to visit Sweden, specifically Gothenburg. So if anyone is willing to sponsor me a ticket I would much appreciate it. Alternatively I would also be willing to hide in someone’s suitcase.

The evening then degraded into drunken moshing/dancing at Brooke’s. Fun none the less, except between the langarm and rocking out to Seether/Marilyn Manson I seem to have tweaked my neck bone. I am unable to check the blind spots of my car, so lane changes are a bit of a gamble.

Also: The mates and I have started making plans for the KKNK. I skipped the festival last year and I am very sad about it. This year however I will be making the roadtrip with a crapload of friends and the festivities will be massively entertaining. I will post more details at another time.

Another thing I would like to add: I recently acquired Timbaland’s ‘Shock Value’ album and jeebus, the wigga inside me has never been so happy. Seriously impressive stuff from Timbaland and the vast amount of celebrity collaborators.

Ok, seems I have finally run out of brain farts, so I bid thee farewell for now.

You all have an awesome day - it probably wont be as awesome as mine, but you can try.

Jan 29

Good day interweb® people, welcome back to this weeks episode of Jahn’s trivialities, thank you for tuning in. In this weeks episode: Firefox 3 Beta 2 and Project Fred pimpage.

Let me introduce you to Fred:

Fred

Fred belongs to Dhiren, and also happens to be the Project Fred mascot - we think Fred is some kind of sex toy. Here is Dhiren’s description of Project Fred:

Project Fred is an entirely pointless program which counts the number of keys you press and the number of times you click your mouse, and uploads these totals to the Project Fred website. You can then compare how much you’ve been banging the keyboard with other users.

Total waste of time, but entertaining none the less. Project Fred was started way back in the PM days and then died off and has finally been resurrected. Great fun, go register and download it.

Now onto Firefox 3: I am super excited that my favorite browser is now has a version 3, well almost. Sunday night I downloaded the Beta2. At first I was very impressed: The visual style of Firefox 3 is pretty much the same as Firefox 2, with subtle visual ‘enhancements’, the new bookmark and history managers are also an improvement and the addition of ’smart bookmarks’ is a nice new feature. The smart bookmarks is basically a drop down menu that shows your most recently visited pages as well as the pages you most frequently visit. Nice. I am most impressed by the improved system footprint, Firefox 3 seems to be less of a resource hog and does not seem to suffer from the infamous Firefox memory leaks.

However FF3 is still in Beta2 and can be expected to have quite a few bugs as I discovered yesterday. The browser went belly up in a catastrophic way, the crash did not occur while I was using the browser, but rather while I was multitasking with my other everyday applications. Firefox froze and then proceeded to consume system resources like a fat kid in a buffet line. I eventually got the firefox.exe process killed but then dumprep.exe decided to go postal and it too brought my system to a halt with its burning desire to consume system resources. This happened twice, so as you would imagine I am a bit weary of FF3 now. I must once again stress; this is the Beta2, these kinds of things are expected to happen. I will just play with FF3 in the evenings when I will be less frustrated with a system crash.

All that said I am still very much looking forward to the release version of the browser.

Oh, go have a look at the Tech/Programming riddle of the day on PSV. Register and have some fun.

A word of warning before I end this post: Wotan help the person who leaves a comment telling me FF sucks, IE/Opera/Safari is better. Seriously, I will hunt you down and stab you in the face.

Well, that is that. Have very shithole week.

“interweb” is a registered trademark of Youknow

Jan 22

Happy frikken new years everyone and merry Chrismukkah.

Yes, its been bloody ages since I made a blog post, I had even started to believe that I had fallen into the blog pit of death - you know, guy starts blog, guy blogs, guy forgets about blog, blog stagnates, blog dies. Well, I am back. Please excuse the inactiviry but the last few months have been abso-fucking-lutely-mind-blowingly-out-of-control-crazy. Here is a quick summary of events over the last 2 months:

  • Broke up with girlfriend of two years. Shit happens and then some people make shit happen. Her loss.
  • Turned 21: It was mediocre, my ex of course had impecible timing. The goverment also took the jam out of my doughnut by amending the children’s act, making 18 the new 21. All was not lost tho, I recieved some awesome presents to mention a few: the Rammstein Volkerball DVD and some TLC*. Both from ex girlfriends. What a coincidence? I think not.
  • Found out girlfriend had affair with a friend: I appreciate the help in rescuing me from the clutches of a disastrous relationship. True friend I tell you.
  • Dad became ill: Turned out to be not so bad, the old man is still alive and kicking and should remain so for a long while to come.
  • Matric rage: It was awesome, discovered feelings for a close family friend - decided not to act on them for a while, its complicated. Had an such good times and awesome parties. I also did not sleep for like 48 hours. I love red bull. Yes, 3rd Matric rage in a row, yes I am getting a bit old for it, yes its still fun.
  • Almost started a relationship with a wonderful woman from my past: Things are best left in limbo for now (watch this space).
  • Decide to go to England for 2 years. Extreme I know, but go hard or go home. Something like that
  • Partied.
  • Partied like an animal.
  • Awesome Christmas: I wont have to buy clothes, socks and boxers for a long time.
  • Partied like a rockstar.
  • Road tripped to Stilbaai for New Years: Eventful, but dissapointing. Great fun though.
  • Fell in love: With Poker, Texas Hold em boys!
  • Went to the doctor for the first time in a year and a half: Nasty stomach virus
  • Found a new job: CompRSA, Junior Developer.
  • Resigned from current job: A job I will miss a lot, but I need to pursue something else for now.
  • Need to relocate to PE: Be afraid PE, be very afraid.

Yes, all that combined with work shit, financial shit and other personal shit crammed into 2 ungodly months. The rollercoaster ride from hell. Oddly enough, I have had the time of my life over the same period. I feel more alive than ever, I am stronger then ever and happier than what I have been in a long time.

I am super excited to go back to PE as well; I’m moving in with my best friend who got a job at CompRSA, as did I. We will be doing software and web development in the capacity of junior developers/general errand boys. We already know most of the staff at CompRSA, friends, fellow students, lecturers and random acquaintances, so we should fit right in. The working environment is comfortable and our new boss is great. I start on the 25th of February.

I have grown fond of a lame saying my father told me: Lewe is soos n niggerball, dis hard, maar dis lekker. Corny and slightly racist I suppose, but I like it so fuck off.

And that covers the end of 2007 - the most insane year I have ever had - and the beginning of a new one: I hope 2008 is as incredible as 2007, if not more. Rock on internet people. Peace


*coitus

Nov 7

So the Drama Llama payed me a visit today. Well, more than a visit, the Drama Llama bent me over and made me its bitch today. Ye, long story for another time. In the mean time, give PlanetSystemVault a visit. I hope those of you who know the history behind the name take it humorously, the way it was intended to be taken. Those of you who do not know the history, well that’s another long story for another day - just have some fun. Pretty much anything goes, surprise me.

Anyway, as I have been banned from my favourite IRC channel, I spent the evening stumbling with StumbleUpon - awesome service and immensely fun and at the same time, horrendously time consumin. I can think of no better way to spend one’s office hours. While I was stumbling I came across this site that lists and updates links to the latest movie trailers. I came across these two trailers that particularily struck my fancy: Hitman the Movie and Valkyrie. Both look bloody entertaining. I am a huge fan of the Hitman games. The Movie Box is a rather useful site, give it a visit.

Anyway, while I was browsing the Hitmanmovie site I came across this interesting game:

Have fun, I sure am. Laters.

Oct 24

Just a litte post today. I am a huge Seether fan and they have launched their new album. Check out their website and have a listen. So far it sounds good, gonna wait for my album (and t-shirt) to arrive in the post before I form an opinion.

Speaking of waiting for the album, I decided to import the CD instead of buy it here in SA. I bought the album for $10 on the Seether web store and including the shipping it is cheaper than going down to your local rape-my-wallet Musica or similar rip-offs. This brings me to yet another another point, buying music on iTunes is so damn cheap (compared to SA music prices) and music in general is much cheaper overseas, especially in America. Shame on you American pirates! People outside of the UK and America aren’t even allowed to access the iTunes store. Can you believe it. When Seether released their new single on iTunes I wanted to legitimately support a band I like and so I wanted to buy the single. You think that was possible? No, it was much easier to search for the torrent and download the single illegally - all because iTunes would not accept my credit card with a foreign address. Only Americans are allowed to buy the single, fuck the rest of the world, fuck Seether’s country of origin. So after a lot of research and playing around I came across this solution:

1. Download iTunes and install it.

2. Go to iGear and buy an iTunes voucher. iGear will take a day or two to send you the voucher code.

3. When you receive your voucher fire up iTunes and go to the iTunes store. There you will find a menu on the right hand side with an item called “Redeem”. Click on redeem.

4.You can now enter your iTunes voucher here and then proceed to create an account - without having to enter credit card information.

You will however have to enter a valid US address, so just use your aunt’s address (as a last resort the address of the hotel she once stayed in) and once you have done that you will have full access to iTunes and have the prescribed credit depending on what voucher you purchased. It works out a little more expensive than direct dollar to rand conversion, but its the only way so far - unless you have a US credit card, in which case drop me an email (or leave your name and number and I will get back to you).

Yes, I cant believe it had to come to this to be able to buy music legally, makes you wonder eh? Anyway, iTunes is a great service and I really wish they would launch a South Africa service.

Alternatively and if you are looking for South African music, have a look at Rhythmrecords.I have bought a lot of music from them and I am seriously impressed with (from what I can tell) the first service of its kind in South Africa. Please support them and our local bands, this is exactly what the SA music scene needs, so support it.

Well, enough of that, what was supposed to be a short little post turned into a rather long one - so ignore the part at the top where I say ‘this is gonna be a short one’. I will leave you with Seether’s video single, Fake it:

Oct 22

Yes, I have hopped onto the ubuntu GNU/Linux bandwagon and I must say: wow! As I have mentioned before I am very impressed. I have always been a fan of open source and GNU/Linux, but I have never been comfortable with replacing windows with it until now.

I have two computers: my work laptop running Windows XP pro and my desktop now dual booting ubuntu 7.10 and Windows XP pro. I cannot yet replace Windows completely as I have to make use of proprietry technologies like exchange mail and my company’s software for work purposes and so my laptop will remain a Windows platform. Another problem facing ubuntu’s domination of my computers is the gaming issue. I am not much of a gamer, but I do enjoy the odd spot of WW2 FPS goodness or some racing/rally simulation, but that is why I am now dual booting on my desktop. For everyday use I use ubuntu and when I feel like playing a game I boot into Windows. As a result last week I did not boot into Windows once on my desktop, I could easily replace everyday Windows use with ubuntu. This coming week I will be doing some Wine experimentation too see if I can run some Windows applications and games in ubuntu, stay tuned…

The RC1 install was a bit problematic, but nothing major and I am sure the official release has these problems ironed out. I also had a issue getting samba to work, but after doing an online update (which is easier than a Windows update) I was able to easily set up sharing folders and options via the GUI applet. I did however dive into the config file to manually tweaked it a bit. The ease of setting up of Windows sharing folders is a huge improvement.

Another big step is the inclusion of Compiz Fusion as part of the default install. By default you can choose between 3 effects levels: None, Normal and Extra. These levels adjust the eye candy accordingly. Thats all good but to get ubuntu looking really bling you have to do a bit of tweaking. I used this guide on Maximumpc.com together with this application theme and this icon pack, created a look and feel that I am very happy with:

Opacify, window preview, ring selector and place windows are but a few of the effects I have enabled. There are a ton to choose from and are all highly customisable. Have a look here to see what some of these effects look like.

Well, that’s enough ubuntu pimpage for now, I will keep my blog updated with ubuntu goodness (there’s so much of it). I’m off to break stuff with Wine, no, not the intoxicating stuff.

Oct 16

I am typing to you on my Windows XP laptop via a keyboard connected to my desktop running Ubuntu 7.10 RC1. I shit you not. I am using what I consider one of the best stand alone applications I have used all year, it is called Synergy - and rightly so.

I cannot begin to describe how awesome this is - multi platform remote desktop control (yes, I made that up). Probably the greatest part is that it isn’t even difficult to get it working! Yesterday I stuck the Ubuntu 7.10 RC1 (aka Gutsy Gibbon) into the CD-ROM and started installing. The installation was not hassle free, but it was eventually successful (I will post about this later). I then configured the networking via the networking GUI applet and set it to DHCP. Bob’s your aunty, I was connected and I could ping my windows machine. Then I tried to configure sharing via the Sharing Folders applet but Samba just refused to work. I then gave up and booted into Windows to watch a movie. This afternoon however I fired up the Gutsy Gibbon and proceeded to set up Synergy. It took me the sum total of 5mins (4mins spent trying to work that godforsaken VI editor) with the help of this brilliant article written by Matt Cutts. I followed the steps, fired up Synergy on both machines, moved my mouse cursor across and as the cursor hopped from the Ubuntu screen to the Windows screen I had a mental ejaculation. I can’t remember the last time I had such a big smile on my face (it probably involves the back seat of a car and a high school sweetheart).

I can now use the Ubuntu PC to control both systems with a shared clipboard, that’s right, copy and paste text between the two. So far it is only text clipboard sharing, but I am sure more is possible. I will investigate further. Matt Cutts’ article is brilliant, but I will post an edited idiot proof version later.

As a side note: Ubuntu 7.10 is pretty damn awesome. I am only using the RC1 and have had a few issues which I hope are only RC1 related, but otherwise I like it, a lot. It looks good, it’s very easy to use and it’s Linux! The best part for me so far is the fully integrated NTFS read and write support, plugged my NTFS portable HDD in and it just works - no mounting, no tweaking, it even opens up a window to view the files.

Ok, I’m off to go play with this some more. Watch this space.

Oct 10

Hello world, possibly the most clichéd title for a first blog post, but what the hell.

The first known use of this phrase and/or its origin appears to be in Kernighan’s 1972 Tutorial Introduction to the Language B.

This is what he wrote:

main( ) {
extrn a, b, c;
putchar(a); putchar(b); putchar(c); putchar(’!*n’);
}
a ‘hell’;
b ‘o, w’;
c ‘orld’;

and so geeks around the world clung to this phrase and adopted it as their slogan and war cry, often turning to the simple words in times of fear, loneliness and frustration.

I particularily enjoy this sentence from the Wikipedia entry (yes, I am slave to the evil that is Wikipedia):

A “hello world” program can be a useful sanity test to make sure that a language’s compiler, development environment, and run-time environment are correctly installed

So true.

PS: Welcome to the order of the penix®